Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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