Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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