Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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