Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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