a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I checked into jail on foursquare
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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