Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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