that's an acceptable place to lick
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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