youre lurking in front of me
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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