..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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