Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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