Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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