no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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