I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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