Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!