dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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