I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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