4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I am available for nakedness
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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