gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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