2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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