my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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