aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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