Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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