he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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