So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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