I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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