but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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