It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We need a shit load of segways right now
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
