ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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