Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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