guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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