I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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