i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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