worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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