Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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