Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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