party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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