Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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