How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm passing your future prison.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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