garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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