My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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