I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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