in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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