Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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