Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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