The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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