it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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