dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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