so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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