I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Even my vagina gasped.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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