told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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