the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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