Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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