Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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