You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So vagazzling was a success
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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