Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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