So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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