opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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