Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Ambien. No doubt about it.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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