yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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